10. You're up at 3AM to go to the bathroom and you check your E-mail on the way back to bed.

9. When you take communion, the Priest hands you a wafer and you hand him a coupon for a teeth whitening.

8. Your child ask for some 'bonding time' and you tell him it will be $250 per tooth.

7. For the last year you've been manufacturing a noose made out of 2000 threads of floss.

6. Your top requirement for a mate on Internet dating is 'must floss.'

5. You answer your cell phone so much you have button tracks on your face.

4. When you're home you can't get the lyrics out of your head from all the easy listening music in your office.

3. You keep an emergency syringe of novacain for when your spouse criticizes you.

2. When the patient is screaming in pain, you give yourself the gas.

1. Foreplay for you is 'Rinse and Spit.'